How Much A Plan B Cost?

Meme ...

ok ... This idea has given me my best friend yesterday, not knowing at all that was giving me this idea ..
Uhm ... the creation of a meme is exciting indeed.
However,

the first 5 people who comment on THIS POST WILL SUE THE TITLE OF MY fanfiction, and I will write 'A SPIN-OFF OF THE SAME. And of course this will
copincollare Meme on their LJ, affording the same treatment! ^ ^ I'm killing

with my hands?
Obviously yes.

Requests:
hikaruryu -> Absentia
zia_chu -> of drunken nights out and other nonsense
miki_tr -> disguise
ele_zero -> Red Passion